Britain's Got Talent: 16-Year-Old Josh Barry Is A Top Contender

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 May 2010

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Amanda Holden shown in her dressing room after the airing of the latest Britain's Got Talent.

LONDON - The young man is only 16. He has a pyramid hairdo. His pants are down below his hips. And he has boxer shorts with red hearts on them.

But Josh Barry is an early favorite on one of England's top reality shows, Britain's Got Talent. He won the crowd over with his rendition of the Temptations' "My Girl."

Judge Piers Morgan said that Josh has definite star quality. He told him that he could be as popular as Susan Boyle except for the fact that he is not chubby, old, or female.

Barry laughed and replied that he watches what he eats, he is only 16, and he likes looking at girls' blanks (muffins) on the Internet.

Amanda Holden, who has got to be one of the best looking 39-year-old females in Great Britain remarked that Josh is a showman.

She quickly corrected herself and said showboy. She said that he has charm, but suggested that the next time he performs that he does so wearing a belt.

Holden laughed and said that all of the United Kingdom now knows that Joshy is not circumcised. He turned red, or rather since he's black, we'll make it purple.

Simon, aka The British Bulldog, said that Josh is good, but that he would probably do okay in a boy band. He said that he was a little pitchy, somewhat itchy, and a downright bitchy.

Josh apologized and said that it was probably the 32-ounce Pepsi Cola he chugged before he went on stage to perform.

Cowell suggested that he tone down his pyramid do, pick up his friggin pants, and do away with the bright red tennis shoes. Barry hollered out "Yes! yes! and yes!"

SIDENOTE: Ant and Dec the hosts of Britain's Got Talent both remarked at how stunning Amanda looked. Ant said that it looks like she may have had some breast augmentation done. And Dec noted that he also thinks that she may have had an enlargement of her snuggle puppies as well.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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