Tatu joined by young male!

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Saturday, 21 June 2003

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Controversial lesbian pop "duo" Tatu have surprisingly announced another addition to their band: a baby boy!

Volkova Yulia Olegovna, the black haired one, had apparently been pregnant for the previous 9 months, only to give birth to Harold Frank, earlier this week. Shocked fans are excited to see the young one but are apparently a little confused. Head of fanzine TatuMyFanny said, "It's funny, we always thought it would be the other slightly uglier one who would get up the duff. But even weirder than that is that we wonder where Volkova got the sperm from? It is sperm that makes babies, isn't it? And if they're lesbians? Doesn't make sense."

Harold Frank Olegovna is said to be dribbling, like most males who have an interest in Volkova's breasts.

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