Miley Cyrus has revealed to her many fans at a press conference this morning, which included our own Croc Coats, that she is three months preggers and blames it on aliens.
"It certainly doesn't belong to my latest boyfriend, what's-his-ass! It was an alien from a UFO."
Then, as reporters began throwing up their hands and walking away, she yelled: "IT'S TRUE! DAD SHOT ONE!"
"So back we came", stated Croc.
Miley then hurriedly explained that she and her dad, Billy Ray, were outside of their California home three months ago when they saw a lot of lights in the sky overhead.
"All at once I found myself on this strange ship and these big-headed aliens were probing the living crap out of me!"
Where was she probed?
"You name a crevice, it was probed! Actually, the probing wasn't all that bad...especially that really big-headed one. Boy could that one probe! But I was scared to death!"
At this point, Billy Ray Cyrus came up to the reporters and began hurrying his daughter into the back seat of a limo.
Miley was still yelling that she knew for sure that it was a UFO because there was a "UFO" sign right over the probing table.
Did Billy Ray believe his daughter?
"Of course, my daughter has never been one to lie to me."
"Did you shoot one?"
"If she says I shot one, I shot one! Let's go driver!"
As the two were rushed away, Miley was screaming out the window that a big-headed baby would split her in half!
