A leaked memo from the offices of Hollywood movie supremo Steven Spielberg appears to hint that epic movies are no longer in vogue, and that brevity will soon become a new Hollywood buzzword.
The memo claims that diminishing attention spans mean that movies like 'Saving Private Ryan' and 'Schindler's List' will be unacceptable in future, and would have to be condensed into thirty second 'moviebites' in order to be a box office success.
Even jokes and comic monologues will have to be condensed into one-liners, and one-liners will have to be restricted to single words.
More as we get it.
