NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump, the man with the funkiest hairdo since Don King, told Victoria's Secret lingerie model Selita Ebanks to pack her bras, panties, teddies, pantyhose, baby dolls, pantiliners, and leave the premises of his show Celebrity Apprentice.
Selita told him that he must be stupid to let someone as sexy-looking and gorgeous as her leave the show. Ebanks said that probably 40 percent of the viewers of the show tuned in to see her.
Trump told her that the real reason that he fired her was because she was not showing anywhere near as much cheesecake as former WWE diva Maria Kanellis or the third rate actress with the tremendously bitchy attitude Holly Robinson Peete.
As Selita stood up to leave, she paused and looked at The Donald and said, "Mr. TrumpetBoy, do you really think that you are going to get many men watching your show now that it's down to the likes of 56-year-old Cyndi "Little Eyes" Lauper, 57-year-old Sharon "Miss Nasal Drip" Osbourne, and 37-year-old Summer Sanders, who looks like she could be Ann Coulter's twin sister.
Trump told Selita not to worry her pretty little Grand Cayman butt about it and to make sure that his very expensive Norwegian wood meeting room door did not hit her on her Caribbean keister on her way out.
SIDENOTE: Donald Trump knowing that he is left with has-been singer Cyndi Lauper and never-was nothing Sharon Osbourne has asked his daughter 28-year-old Ivanka Trump, who stands 5 foot 11 inches tall, to appear on next week's show in a pair of super tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts.
