Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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MANHATTAN - In what has got to be one of the strangest ever editions of Celebrity Apprentice on record, ex-major league baseball player Darryl Strawberry told Donald Trump that he wanted to be fired.

Trump was so shocked that his hairdo almost fell down. Luckily the cameraman turned the camera away from the Donald and his personal hair stylist Mr. FuFuSi (Tispi) saw what was happening and he emptied an entire bottle of hair spray into Trump's flamboyant hairdo.

The project team leader for the men was Olympic Gold Medal sprinter Michael Johnson who once raced a gazelle and beat it by three feet.

Johnson, who still uses the old-fashioned word for African-Americans 'colored' came very close to being fired, but once Darryl offered himself as a sacrificial minority guy, "Feets" Johnson was safe.

Trump asked Strawberry why in the world he wanted to get fired, especially since he did not deserve to be fired. Strawberry looked at him like a cow looking at a ranch gate and did not offer an answer.

The Donald then asked him if he wanted to be fired because he had stolen some bath towels, or a $17 bar of soap, or perhaps a TV remote control.

Strawberry said that he had not stolen anything. Trump again asked him why he wanted to be fired. Strawberry still did not have an answer which led to widespread speculation that there had to have been something more to it than Darryl just wanting to take one for the team. He may be taking one of the team, but it ain't because of teamwork (wink-wink).

The ex-New York Yankees and ex-New York Mets player has had a somewhat checkered history in the area of drugs, bottled water, and pico de gallo hot sauce.

Darryl later confided that there were actually three reasons why he decided to quit. He said that one, the sight of Governor Rod Blagojevich's "Hairdo From Hell" made him very uncomfortable.

Two the sissy-looking cowboy hats that Poison lead singer Bret Michaels wore made him constantly break out laughing, and three celebrity Australian Chef Curtis Stone smelled very strongly of garlic.

Ex-wrestler Bill Goldberg asked Darryl to reconsider and stay, but Strawberry had already made up his mind. The ex-baseball star even said that he was tired. Tired? Of What? Whispering? ordering ten large pizza's over the phone? or saying stuff like "Yo bro," "Hey dude," and "Wassup bitch?"

Trump finally had enough. He looked at Darryl Strawberry and said, "Okay, you're fired bitch!"

In other news. Rush Limbaugh has stated that the rumors going around stating that his maternal great grandmother was black are just not so. Limbo said that his maternal great grandmother was just an extremely dark Norwegian woman who had a recipe for sardines that made them taste like Aunt Jemima Pancakes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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