AUSTIN - The Department of Texas Rangers has issued an all points bulletin for hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu on charges of indecent exposure.
The 39-year-old filmed a video for her song "Window Seat" in Dallas in front of Dealey Plaza in which she stripped down completely to nothing.
Governor Rick Perry asked for Dallas citizens to come forward and file charges against Ms. Badu and he ended up getting a total of 58,493 citizens who said that they would gladly file the needed charges to have Erykah the Ass arrested.
The governor said that it is his understanding that the unproportioned Badu, who has little bitty tits and a gigantically humongous ass was reportedly headed for Detroit.
When asked why the neo soul singer would travel to Detroit Governor Perry said because since Detroit is 98 percent black the black disrespectful bitch figures that she can blend in.
Perry added that he has news for her and said that with her funky as shit body shape the hip hop singing skank will not be very hard to pick out of a crowd of African-Americans.
He said that the authorities will be looking for an ugly woman with an ugly ass head piece whose body looks like an upright avocado. He said that even the color and the skin texture will actually make her appear like a giant avocado.
The Texas governor said that once Badu is captured and sent back to Texas he is going to try his best to see that before it is all over Miss Erykah Badu gets to sit on "Sparky's" lap.
He laughed and said that he will see to it that instead of the customary two minutes the power to the electric chair will be left on for ten minutes so that when "Sparky" gets through with Badu, she will look like a big piece of burned up fajita.
In a related story. Word out of Washington D.C. is that if Erykah Badu is in fact sentenced to the electric chair President Obama will issue a presidential pardon. Governor Perry upon hearing Obama's statment issued a directive saying "Iffin Brobama tries and interferes with Texas justice, I will see to it that my Texas Rangers bring him on down to Texas and he can sit on Badu's lap when I personally flip the switch, and that's what I'm effen talkin' about partner!"