Written by KendoMonkey

Saturday, 21 June 2003

News company, ITN, have lured Knight-Rider star David Hasselhoff into a £2million deal to read the evening news. Hasselhoff is said to be 'extremely hungry.

ITN have so far declined to comment on what will happen to John Suchet, although ITV have recently rumoured a new 'Poirot Et Poirot' special, where Hercule finds his evil twin nemesis.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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