Vern Troyer Reckons Short Is Good

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 28 March 2010

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Vern Troyer - Mini-Me out of 'Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me' - today added his inconsiderable weight to the burgeoning Hollywood argument that brevity is good, and that less can mean more, depending on how you look at it.

Troyer claimed that whatever Miley Cyrus might say to the contrary, sometimes people just talked too much about nothing at all, and that sometimes they should just shut their mouths and give their asses a chance.

Troyer claimed that sometimes things just went on way too long, and that some people were just too tall for comfort, and that all this could be solved by the simple application of brevity.

More or less the long and short of it as we get it.

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