Miley Cyrus Dumps Hannah Montana - Won't Stop Talking About It

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 28 March 2010

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Oh Shit - It's Miley Cyrus.

Sensational breaking news as Miley Cyrus - the singing actress who never stops talking - quits Hannah Montana after making a fortune for Disney, and goes on to talk about it for hours, and hours, and hours on end.

Pausing only very occasionally for essential breathing functions, Ms Cyrus explained that she'd, like, had it with Hannah Montana, and that - He-ll-oooh - Hannah was dumped. Like as of now.

Miley claimed that she'd made a whole heap of money for Disney and they weren't going to be pushing her around any more. She said that sometimes people try to tell her what to do and when to do it, but she's just, like, yeah, what-ev-er.

Miley talked so much, in fact, that at one point the wallpaper started to peel off the walls and two flies fell stone dead right out of the air as she told reporters how she was, like, all growed up now into a mature woman. She claimed that if she felt like she wanted a singing job, she'd do it, and if she wanted to do an acting job, she'd do that too. Maybe even both together if she has a mind to.

She went on to vent her frustration on the producers and director of her upcoming movie, 'The Last Song' as she was told that she could only say the words that were written in the script. She said she asked the director if she could like, say what she felt on camera, and that the director told her that, no she couldn't. And then Miley got real pissed because the script was garbage anyway, and that, like, nobody got where she was coming from anyway.

Throughout the press call, Miley's boyfriend, Aussie actor Leon Hemsworth stood beside his girl with a big stupid grin on his chops, prompting questions from the press as to whether he was deaf or something, and how could he put up with Miley's incessant talking.

Miley butted in there telling the press that it was none of their damn business and that if she felt she had something to say she would talk and talk and talk until she got whatever she had to say off her chest.

Reading between the lines, it seems that Miley Cyrus genuinely has quit being Hannah Montana, and that at some imminent point in her life she is destined to encounter a serious reality check.

More as we get it.

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