Miley Cyrus Chooses College Over Hollywood!

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Friday, 19 March 2010

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College Over Hollywood

Guess we may not see as much of Miley Cyrus in the near future because she has apparently chosen an Ivy League University over a Hollywood career at the present time.

Miley has been trying to make that decision for over a year and now that the last episode of Hannah Montana is in the can, friends say she has decided to go on to college.

"This doesn't mean that I will be totally out of the spotlight", she told reporters, Wednesday. "I'll still be recording and doing some summer tours, but I'm headed for college!"

While she was at it, she stated that she wanted to dispel the rumors of late that "I am dead, having been ran over by a car, kidnapped and murdered by kidnappers and accidentally shot to death by dad while cleaning his gun. As you can see, I'm fine."

Asked where the rumors came from, Miley smiled and stated, "Apparently my good friend, Mandy Jiroux. I'm going to miss her. She died of eardrum explosion while listening to Ted Nugent. Don't you ever read TheSpoof?"

There was a wave of good-bye as she drove off, leaving this reporter, Dan Hilliard of UP2 wondering where I could find an issue.

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