Jonathon Ross Has Liquid Nitrogen Fetish

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Saturday, 27 March 2010

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Liquid Nitrogen - As Cold As Saturn's Coldest Moon, And Jordan's Fanny. Allegedly.

What has hitherto been a closely guarded secret among a tight circle of friends became public knowledge on Friday night when it was revealed that TV personality Jonathon Ross finds liquid nitrogen 'really horny' a 'bit scary' and 'tantalisingly irresistable'.

Appearing with that really annoying scientist who is in his forties but looks like he's about nineteen on 'Friday Night With Jonathon Ross' on BBC1, Ross clearly got carried away by a segment illustrating the properties of liquid nitrogen, which at minus 190 degrees celsius is one of the coldest substances known to man.

Following a brief demonstration of how a rose becomes as brittle as glass after being immersed in the liquid nitrogen, Ross appeared to get increasingly aroused, as further demonstrations involving an egg, a banana, a hammer, some goggles and a pair of safety gloves took place.

At one point, Ross described how he was overcome by an irresistable urge to dip his finger into the liquid nitrogen, but some people who know the celebrity personally think it highly likely that Ross was fantasising about dipping his penis into the minus 190 chemical.

A friend told us that in private, Jonathon has been joking for years that he'd love to sink his cock into liquid nitrogen, chuckling that; that's what it must feel like sticking your cock in Katie Price, aka Jordan. Which he did allude to in the show, but we think that the uncharacteristic slip of the tongue may have gone unnoticed.

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