Mickey Rourke, hellraiser actor once bedded 14 Bimbos in one night; Ashley Cole 1 and a 1/2!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Friday, 5 March 2010

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Mickey Rourke in the shower after "coming down" from an over-dosage of 14 Bimbos and viagra!

Mickey Rourke, bum actor, part time wrestler and general hellraiser has admitted to bedding 14 women in one night after an over-dose of Viagra and Jasmin tea!

The reason why he divulged this historic feat was the continuing publicity surrounding Brit footballers, Ashley Cole and John Terry (amongst others).

In fact he's called them a pair of WOOZIES and challenged their WAGS to come over to Hollywood for a dose of the real thing!

Now Mickey, although admitting this Oscar winning performance, still not has divulged with how many of the Bimbos he actually copulated with.

Jaggedones roving star cockroach CIA (cockroach infiltration army) reporter, Shaggy Long-Legs, caught up with one of them, Busty Analbonker (she's German and love's a bratwurst or two up her SAUERKRAUT), and here is her statement:

"sure Mickey was in bed with 14 of us, 7 were lesbians, 5 had their monthly and the rest were too busy feeding Mickey with viagra, got bored and when his big stiffy got stiff they were all totally pissed!"

This is great news for Ashley and John Terry, Hollywood stars are human after all and soccer players can still hold their heads and DICKS up high!

As for Jaggedone's CIA star reporter, Shaggy Long-Legs, he's enjoying some fresh sauerkraut with his bratwurst somewhere betweeen Hollywood, Stamford Bridge and the Munich Beer Festival, JAWOHL!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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