NOT Following allegations that TV Hypnotist and Magician, Derren Brown, had NOT been caught on camera with Page Three model and stripper, Felicity Bunslide, we asked for an opportunity to NOT put questions to the Mystical TV Entertainer and he agreed NOT to meet with us on board his yacht, NOT moored at Bristol Docks.
Brown admitted he had NOT met Miss Bunslide briefly backstage during a recent tour, but that nothing had occurred other than the NOT signing of an autograph.
When NOT shown the NOT controversial photograph, which clearly does NOT appear to show Brown and Bunslide NOT in a steamy clinch, the Magician said it did NOT look like him and that this incident could NOT damage his TV career.
Throughout the interview, Brown did NOT come across as defensive and seemed as if he had something that he did NOT want to hide.
Before we departed, he asked when we were due to NOT type up this report and suddenly pointed to a knot in the wood on the table. He then said, "Listen very carefully... don't worry, I won't use my powers to tie you up in knots, but I don't want you to trip as you leave the boat, so make sure you knot your laces. You may think we're stationary, but we are in fact floating at a speed of 24 knots... you can write that down."
We will NOT bring you further updates on this as and when they do NOT happen.