Underdog admitted his sexual frustrations to a listening media audience at a Superhero Press Conference in Gotham City. "I'm tired of always being on the bottom," said the caped crime fighter. "Just for once, I want to give Sweet Polly Purebred the ride of her life."
This statement caused several reporters to quickly grab their tape recorders, as Underdog has always spoken in rhymes in the past.
"And another thing," said Underdog. "I'm tired of the rhymes. Back in the 60's it was new and different. Now I just sound like some kind of stupid rapper."
Back in their hometown, Sweet Polly Purebred denied ever having sex with Underdog. "What kind of girl does he think I am? I'm not some bitch in heat that will let just anything mount her. Candy, flowers, furs, bones....let him try the romantic stuff, and put a ring on this paw, and we'll see if I let him give me a tumble. I might even let the right man lick me a few times....or even try it doggie style."
