Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Rover

Angela Quick was about to have a cup of tea when she noticed she had totally run out of milk. She left her faithfull dog Rover to watch her baby daughter who was lying sleeping in her bed while she went to her local shop which was 100 yards down the street.

While she was away a burglar broke in and her dog Rover went for him. In the struggle the babies bed and furniture in the room was strewn all over the place.

Angela returned took one look at the mess saw her dog with blood all over its mouth so she grabbed a large kitchen knife and plunged the knife into the dogs heart. At that very instant she heard a baby cry, looked over, and saw her baby lying in the corner. Nearby was a man standing with a bloodied hand minus three fingers which had been bitten off.

She then realised what a terrible mistake she had made. Never be to quick to jump to conclusions.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Bitch




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