Taylor Lautner/Kristen Stewart/Stretch Armstrong Mystery Deepens

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

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Internet confusion reigned Monday as Kristen Stewart announced that she would be starring in the upcoming Stretch Armstrong movie, apparently in error.

Taylor Lautner, her Twilight co-star is the one who is actually appearing in Stretch, as reported yesterday in an item about Robert Pattinson laughing off accusations of bestiality.

It seems that even Taylor got confused by the breaking news and thought that he/she (We don't really know) was being accused of having an affair with Rob Pattinson's West Highland Terrier.

It seems that the whole story was a hoax.

"I never actually spoke to any reporters from the Spoof.com," Kristen Stewart told us. "And if I had, then I wouldn't have said anything about the upcoming Stretch Armstrong movie because I'm not in it."

Robert Pattinson told her to forget all about it and asked her to join him for a coffee.

Which just goes to show that you can't believe everything you read on a website. Especially if that website is www.TheSpoof.com

This story is patently untrue. Aside from the part about whoever ran the Kristen Stewart/Stretch Armstrong story as fact. And we can't even swear to that.

More as we make it up.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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