WEST HOLLYWOOD - Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree was appearing at The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica when he was asked to comment on the Tila Tequila situation.
Dupree said that he met Tila once at a rehab clinic in Redondo Beach, where he went to visit an old high school friend from Louisiana who was being treated for an addiction to alligator étouffée.
He said that Tila looked like she weighed about 70 pounds. she invited him into her room where she picked up her guitar and sang him her hit single, "My Thighs Ooze Sexuality And So Does My Biscuit."
Dupree said that the singing didn't sound bad, but he added that the song would have probably sounded even better if the guitar would of had some strings.
He stated that Tila talked about her childhood in Singapore. He said that she used to sit on the street corner and sing songs for two cents, or three for a nickle.
Tila remarked that some days she would make as much as 79 cents, which she would give to her parents which they would put towards the rent and towards getting her brother Gregorio a much-needed belly button transplant.
When Tequila, whose real last name is Vodka, moved to America her first job was working as a Jr. Hooter's Girl in Venice Beach, California.
She later moved on to modeling bras and used swimsuits. She then became a stripper at La Brea's infamous Casa De Las Chi-Chis Pole Dancing Strip Cantina.
From there she went to work for MTV as a receptionist where she soon moved up to hosting her own reality show entitled, A Damn Good Shot At Love and Sex With Tila Tequila. The following year she starred in A Damn Good Shot At Love and Sex II With Tila Tequila.
It was on that show that she first met the woman who would become Tila's future "wife," the Baby Powder Heiress Casey Johnson.
Sadly that was not to be. And so now Tila spends up to 23 hours a day Twittering about her relationship with Casey and how everyone from her family to Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky, Bijou Phillips, China Phillips, MacKenzie Phillips, and Phillips Petroleum are all mistreating her.
So Dupree Zydeco has asked that he would like for someone to please unplug Tila Tequila's computer.
In other news. The state of Louisiana is reporting that the mosquito problem is really getting out of hand. Some bayou residents have stated that they have actually seen alligators running from swarms of mosquitoes.
