Written by queen mudder

Friday, 25 September 2009

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Some blame Mama Cass

Los Angeles - (Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink): Scandalised The Mamas & The Papas fans were still reeling today following Mackenzie Phillips' shock revelations about her pervy Dad.

Some however sided with her Mom whose point of view basically is WTF??

Meanwhile in London Seventies music luvvies were hardly shocked at all, fondly recalling how John Phillips, his third wife Genevieve, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richard and girlfriend Anita Pallenberg 'were all caught shagging Princess Margaret on Mustique'.

Mackenzie's Mom Susan Adams was a direct descendant of former US President John Adams.

"And there's absolutely no perversion in that blood line, don't forget to mention that!" an Adams Family source said today.

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