Written by Ur Face

Thursday, 14 January 2010

News had recently been released that American Idol judges Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson have been having a secret affair for roughly 3 months. Says fellow judge Kara Dioguardi,
"I walked into the audition room this morning to find them making out on the table with their shirts off! They didn't even realize I had walked in!"

Other insiders have claimed that they have seen the couple holding hands and giving each other suggestive looks when they assumed that no one was looking.

Others have claimed that the couple would set up a camera in their hotel room. Host Ryan Seacrest once even muttered, "Can I get a copy of that?"

At one point, while rehearsing for the Hollywood Rounds, Jackson approached Cowell and whispered something in his ear while making a perverted gesture with his hand, and Cowell proceeded to follow him into the stairway, where they weren't heard from for hours.

Clearly, things have gotten way out of hand, and the producers of American Idol have considered cancelling the show due to inappropriate implications and content. We hope matters get resolved soon and that the popular show will continue.

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