Singer Pink To Perform But Brother Punk Not Invited To Attend

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Monday, 11 January 2010

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While the singer Pink will be doing at least one number at the Grammys later this month, her nutty brother Punk has been told that he will not be invited, even to the audience.

"Punk will do anything to get people's eyes off his sister. He's extremely jealous of her success. It would be worse than Kayne West thing", stated a friend of the family who has known the two since they were kids.

Punk is the singer who came out and performed totally nude but behind his guitar in Paris three weeks ago. He didn't mind turning his back to the audience while playing either.

Of course that kind of performance in Paris only brought loud whistles.

But the show was finally shut down before it's finish by the manager who was afraid that if he allowed it to go too far, he could be fined or even closed as he did not have a strippers license.

"I did not know I needed one before tonight", he stated later. "I also did not know anything about an 'air guitar' that you play while in the nude."

Meanwhile, sister, Pink will join Beyonce, the Black Eyed Peas, Maxwell, Lady Antebellum and Taylor Swift, who have already been announced as performers at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Show in Los Angeles.

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