Stallone Suffers Woodworm Injury

Funny story written by Earl Grey

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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Sylvester Stallone is on the mend

Sylvester Stallone is recovering following an attack of woodworm during filming of his latest movie "Rocky Rambo". The woodworm is thought to have entered in his neck and worked it's way into his skull, thus missing his brain by several feet.

Stallone has been plagued by woodworm throughout his 'acting' career. Hollywood insiders have suggested that being made of wood does not help the star. The same problem forced Arnold Schwartzenegger to quit Hollywood and move into politics where being wooden is often a bonus. In the UK Giles Brandreth also moved from a career in 'entertainment' to politics, although sadly he returned.

Stallone's agent Sol Weaselberg said "Sly is fine. It's just a splinter and he will be back at work filming "Rocky Rambo 2" very soon." So, bad news for movie lovers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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