More Stallone Sequels in the Making

Funny story written by Don Davis

Monday, 7 January 2008

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Sequel City, CA (Fox News) - Based on the success of "Rocky Balboa" and his upcoming new "Rambo" film Sylvester Stallone has decided to make more sequels of his own movies. Stallone has said that he got the idea from Bruce Willis "…and all those darn Die Hard movies. What are there, like nine or twelve of them"?

On the horizon are "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot You Again", "Cagney & Lacey meet Tango & Cash" and his Christmas movie "Judge Dredd and the Island of Misfit Toys".

But first, Dolly Parton will be co-starring with Stallone in "Rhinestone II: Quest for Bling". She'll be reprising her role as a country music star that turns an obnoxious New York cabbie into a singer in order to win a bet only this time the tables are turned. In order to repay money he stole from a mafia linked record producer Stallone must convert Dolly Parton into a Gangsta Rapper. The finale pits Dolly Parton in an 8-Mile style "Rap War" with special guest star Eminem. Winner takes all…loser dies.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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