Written by jansal

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

image for Lesbian Lane-Now has New Name
sorry no lots are left for sale on this street

Who knows who is and who isn't but then who cares is the attitude of most Hollywood know it alls.

What seems to have a lot of people in an agitated state this week is a local newspaper report that asks the pertinent question; "If you live on Lesbian Lane does that mean you are a Lesbian"?

Seems a new subdivision developer, (a Lesbian) has named one of her streets "Lesbian Lane". While one would think that there would be no buyers for the lots on that street it appears all the lots are "SOLD OUT"!

Going to the tax assessor's office to check the names of those who bought lots on that street we were told that they were all bought up by an undisclosed individual.

Who would have the money to buy up an entire street in an influential neighborhood such as this where lots were going for over $900,000 per lot?.

We checked further only to find that when buying the entire street it would be possible to have the street renamed.

Rosie O'Donnel is building a beautiful mansion for her new found love on a street named "TRACY TERRACE".

Now that's Love !

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lesbian




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