CNN Bans The Foul-Mouthed Kathy Griffin For Life!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

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A recent photo taken of the undisputed Queen of The Obscene. (Photo courtesy of Rush Limbaugh).

NEW YORK CITY - One of America's foulest mouthed females has gotten herself banned from CNN.

Kathy Griffin, aka "Potty Mouth" was told by a spokesperson for CNN that due to the fact that she uttered the F word a total of 69 times during her live telecast of the New Year's Eve Show, which she co-hosted with Anderson Cooper, that she will never again be allowed to appear on the CNN Network.

CNN stated that they had received close to 7.9 million emails, text messages, phone calls, and two singing telegrams complaining about the barn floor vulgarisms that Griffin spewed forth.

The sharp-tongued Irish woman who stars in her own reality show on the Bravo Network My Life On The D-List has been known to utter expletives that some hard core Oregon lumberjacks do not even use.

The shyless Kathy, once told President George Bush that he was nothing more than a drug store cowboy who couldn't tell the difference between a cow and a bull if the bull walked up to him and showed him his pee-pee.

When the 49-year-old Griffin was told about CNN banning her she was heard to have replied F it. She then said that she'll just appear on the Fox Network, MTV, VHI, and the new Lesbian Network, no problem.

In a related story. Representatives from Fox, MTV, VH1, and the new Lesbian Network have all stated emphatically that they want no part of Kathy Griffin's venom-spewing, vile venting mouth.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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