Blagojevich Dominates New Season of Celebrity Apprentice

Funny story written by P.M. Wortham

Monday, 4 January 2010

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Blagojevich on a neatly trimmed hair day.

Competing with 13 other television, music industry and sports world stars, former Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich seems to be dominating the early rounds of competition in the upcoming season of "Apprentice".

Garnering praise from the Donald at each competition so far, Blagojevich had earned more points on head to head competitions against others in his group which include baseball's Darryl Strawberry, singer Cyndi Lauper, and TV's Sharon Osbourne.

Insiders who have been leaking information about the season even before air tell their blog followers that the upcoming episode will focus on "Ethics", and how Blagojevich doesn't stand a chance. "Even Strawberry knows where he screwed up, and will admit the difference between right and wrong. Blagojevich doesn't have a clue", says one blog.

"He made it to the Governor's seat in a pretty powerful state. I think he's still got some devious little tricks up his sleeve", comments another blogger who works in the catering department for the show.

Other comments on the web seem to support a perceived friction between the Donald and Blagojevich in their last board room meeting, when the two were comparing their own personal hairstyles. The Donald accused Blagojevich of copying his patented "Sweeping Bangs" cut, only to have Blagojevich respond, "It looks better on me though".

Blagojevich isn't expected to make it to the next show.

"You're Fired. Again."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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