Written by Bek Em-Jona

Friday, 3 April 2009

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Look out Mickey!

Fed up with with what he calls Illinois' version of a Mickey Mouse court, ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich grabbed the wife and kids and headed to the real Disneyland after hearing a rumor that the the seat for governorship of Walt Disney's theme park was up for grabs.

Ditching the family at the amusement park as soon as they arrived, Blagojevich was overheard talking to Mickey Mouse about the coveted first spot, offering the rodent a spot in his cabinet if Mickey backed him for the job.

Mickey, for his part, was seen adamantly shaking his head, telling the dethroned former Illinois Governor his loyalty to Goofy, the prime contender for the job, was not for sale, especially since he was slated to be Goofy's running mate.

Later in the day, Blagojevich was seen placing a suspicious green pellet in Mickey's drink. Could it be Rod was slipping Mickey a decon mickey? Perhaps offing the little mouse would open the door for his running with Goofy. Would he have tried to kill Goofy once in office, thus leading the Mickey Mouseless court to new lows?

Fortunately, we will never know as, true to form, Goofy tripped into Mickey just as he was about to take a drink, knocking the foul liquid out of the mouse's paw.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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