NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Lopez danced and danced and did not fall down once. Instead she thrilled the 750,000 at Times Square and let everyone know that La J.Lo is back!
Lopez danced and pranced her booty off in a $95,000 diamond-studded chocolate brown catsuit that was imported from Paris, France.
The event's host Ryan Seacrest asked her what was the hardest part about wearing the skintight outfit. J.Lo blushed and answered that it was trying to make sure that the camera did not capture her camel toe.
The 40-year-old native of the Bronx told the crowd that she wanted them all to know that Jessica, Britney, and Lady GaGa cannot shake it up and down like she can.
She smiled and said that she owes it all to her husband Marc Anthony who told her that if she lost 30 pounds in her caboose, or 15 pounds from each cheek, she could once again capture the title of America's Number One Dancing Diva.
Anthony promised her that if she did as he suggested and she captured the Dancing Diva title, he would take her to Rome and buy her the most expensive women's Roman sandals sold.
J.Lo is a Roman sandals freak who says she owns 93 pairs including a pair that she was given as a birthday gift from the queen of Italian cinema Sophia Loren.
After her dazzling performance, host Ryan Seacrest asked her what made her decide to make her triumphant return. Lopez winked and said that she decided to come back to performing because her checking account balance had been going down, down, down.
Jennifer says that she is currently in talks with Warner Brothers about starring as Raquel Welch in the motion picture, The Sexalicious Life Of Raquel "The Body" Welch.
In other news. The U.S. Immigration Department is reporting that ever since Lou Dobbs left CNN, the number of illegal aliens sneaking across the border has gone down from 18,439 a month to 3 a month.
