Doctor Whos David Tennant has regenerated from an actor into an Indian waiter in Tipton called Saeed Linghamdoubledeckerbus - The current owner (Russel Davies) of the famous Indian restaurant 'Vindaloo gives u Poo' stated 'he is the Time Lord, he looks like David Tennant, acts like David Tennant but he can't speak English - just what you need to be a waiter plus he's on £3 an hour.'
David who now is refered to as Sid said in a strong Bangladeshi Welsh accent 'well basically acting is bo..ring, I've done every channel, never mind the Buzzcocks, The One show, This morning, That Morning, Catherine Tait, Hamlet, basically I wanted something more challenging - basically would you like poppadums with that boyoo!'
Tracey and Kevin who are regular users of 'Vindaloo gives u Poo' were delighted with the new waiter 'We've come here for the last 15 years, , we dont care if its Dr Who, Dr Doolittle, Dr Martin as long as he gives us large portions, the food taste like crap but it fills your belly.'
A spokesperson from the Immigration office were looking into these claims as they doubted a waiter was being paid as much as £3 an hour.
