Amelle Berrabah of The British Band The Sugarbabes Says Goodbye To Her Anorexic Look

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Thursday, 31 December 2009

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Dr. Takimura Shinsaki getting ready to place his stetescope on Amelle's left nipple.

ST. JAMES, Barbados - Amelle Berrabah of the British band Sugarbabes proudly announced that she has finally said goodbye to her anorexic-looking body.

The 24-year-old singer said that several months ago she saw a diet specialist in Tokyo Japan, Dr. Takimura Shinsaki, author of the best selling diet book, You No Be Skinny Like Tongue Depressor, You Eat Food Like Horse Does Eat.

Amelle said that Dr Shinsaki told her that she needed to gain about 30 pounds in order not to look like a #2 pencil with tits.

Berrabah said he instructed her to eat every three hours. She did and within two months she had gained 31 pounds.

She was asked what she ate and she said that she ate donuts, muffins, biscuits, ice cream, pudding, and girl scout cookies.

Amelle was asked what she did with her anorexic phase clothes. She replied that she FedExed them to her skinny ass American friend Calista Flockhart.

In a developing story. Reports are still somewhat sketchy but apparently singer Amy Winehouse has been taken to the hospital after her maid, Mitzi, found her on the bathroom floor trying to eat her tattoos.

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