Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 26 December 2009

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Ain't No Strings On Me Bro!

The Gerry Anderson organisation finally came clean today, and announced that Scott Tracey, out of Thunderbirds, and Troy Tempest, out of Stingray, who was always after shagging aqua Marina, were in fact, one and the same puppet.

A spokesman for 'The Supermarionation Corporation' told us:

"It was always one of our most closely guarded secrets. It had to be Scott, who doubled as Troy Tempest. Virgil would have been too obvious, and Alan was always up in orbit. Gordon was always snowed under with Thunderbird 4 submarinering shit, so it had to be Scott who doubled.

"Quite frankly," another puppeteer told us. "We're not exactly devastated by this revelation. We conned the public for over 40 years, and that's got to be classed as a result, in anybody's book."

Senior puppeteer, Arsene Hall told us:

"I could never like, quite dig why all the young lads at the time had a crush on Aqua Marina. She had a really big head. It was half the size of her torso. And when it comes to credibility - how could anybody be daft enough to believe that the Tracey family, along with Brains, could build five sort of spaceships, and hollow out an island to use as a launch pad? Bit fucking nonsensical innit?"

Thunderbirds are go!

More Tracey related twattery as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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