Nice, France - In hospital here in France for a suspected case of swine flu, Angelina Jolie admitted to a male nurse that she has the desire to adopt one of the most successful country music artists in US history, Conway Twitty.
Unfortunately, Conway Twitty passed away in 1993, which may be an insurmountable hurdle should the case ever come before the family court system in France.
When reminded of this fact, Ms. Jolie lapsed into a self-induced coma from which she has yet to recover. As a result, her husband, Brad Pitt, has been busy spreading rumors of an imminent reconciliation with his former wife, Jennifer Aniston; a rumor the tabloids have been exploiting for just over a week.
No sign yet of Ms. Jolie recovering from her coma however you can be assurred that this is the only reason your wife has been spending more time surfing the net.