Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Reality Show Titled, "Hey How Come I Can't Get Me A Friggin Boyfriend?"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Jennifer Aniston shaving her legs, even though as she says, she never has a date.

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has just been signed to appear in The Brevity Channel's new reality show, Hey How Come I Can't Get Me A Friggin' Boyfriend?

Aniston who is quite attractive, witty, and can cook a lot of different meals says she has no idea why in the world it is so damn hard for her to get a boyfriend.

The 40-year-old blonde is quick to add that it's almost as if there is some publication out there that says no matter what, nobody date Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer says that it seems like it all started when she divorced Brad Pitt. She asked friend Sandra Bullock if she knows if Brad told all the guys in Hollywood not to date her.

Bullock said that she had never heard that as a reason. She said that she had heard a reason but that wasn't it.

Jen asked her what the reason was. She told her that she had heard it was because she had a deviated septum. Aniston asked what the heck does her having a deviated septum have to do with anything.

Sandra told her that she was preaching to the choir. She then said that guys are so dumb that when they hear a term like that, they just automatically assume that it has something to do with your pink palace.

Aniston asked, "My pink palace?"

And Bullock replied, "Yeah, you know, third base, the playpen, the oven, the yeast mill."

Jennifer interrupted her, "Okay, okay, I get it."

Meanwhile word out of Washington D.C. is that Vice-President Joe Biden is extremely bored. He even mentioned to President Obama if there is any possibility of him setting up a debate with ex-Governor Sarah Palin over the Christmas holidays.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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