MALIBU BEACH - The most famous madam in the world, Heidi Fleiss was interviewed at her beach house. She said that the so-called "Golf Girls" have no business talking about what happened between them and Tiger Woods.
She said that if those girls worked for her they would have been whipped with a bamboo stick, had their forehead branded with the letter "S" for snitch, and been banned from her establishment.
Some would have also ended up having a one-on-one talk with Mistress Trisha, who was Fleiss' 6 foot tall, 200 pound enforcer.
Heidi said that she has no tolerance for horny-ass women who get involved with a man of their own volition and then turn around and try to extort money.
Fleiss has written several books on the subject including, Golden Gate - Green Cash, The Habit Forming Crotch Cookies, and her latest book You Won't Find Fine Lookin' Bearded Tacos At The Tick Tock Taco.
Meanwhile ex-Governor Sarah Palin was asked to comment on "Golf Gate." She smiled and said, "Ya know, I'm thinking to myself, Sarah, when the heck did Mr. Tiger ever find the time to play golf, darn tooting."