Adam Lambert loses his voice: emergency services in panic

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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Not a microphone, but one of Arnie's robotic humanoids searching for Lambert's voice

Los Angeles, California. American Idol runner up and rising star, Adam Lambert, has lost his singing voice and has sent out a SOS to local emergency services to try and find where he mislaid it.

Lambert believes he may have way laid it near Laurel Canyon while partying one night with Colonel Gaddafi, who was making a quick State-side visit. "I'm thinking the Colonel has somethin' to do with this" Lambert stated.

The Governor of California, Arnold "Terminator" Schwartzenegger, has declared a state of emergency and even called in his special force of robotic humanoids to find Lambert's essential source of income. "If at first we don't succeed, we'll be back" the Governator declared.

Meanwhile, Lambert denies he has taken up golf to improve his sexual attractiveness to young girls and women.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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