Spoof editor's sister Mindy Lawton named in new Tiger hunt!

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Sunday, 6 December 2009

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Mindy: 'mostly in the back of Tiger's stationary Cadillac Escalade 4x4 in a church parking lot'

Orlando, Florida - (Suckers!): Cybersatire has been plunged into chaos following revelations (Chapter 666) that Mindy Lowton (sic), sibling of Spoof editor Mark Lowton, also had a two year fling with golf champ Tiger Woods.

"Of course we are not suggesting her brother is in any way involved," the satire website PR said today.

Mindy, 34, a $8-an-hour hostess at a Shrubway sandwich bar, apparently shagged Woods in all kinds of places, but "mostly in the back of his stationary Cadillac Escalade 4x4 in a church parking lot."

A family insider said of Mindy today that "she is very naive, single, childless and has the most amazing pair of stonkers you have ever seen."

Later brother Mark admitted that "it was kinda brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game," as fellow Spoofers regaled his editorial desk with tails (sic) of tigrish derring-do.

Elin Nordegren Woods is a nimble 32-22-34.

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