Reese Witherspoon argued with her lover

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Monday, 30 November 2009


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Reese Witherspoon said she had diarrhea while eating at a lesbian restaurant.

Reese Witherspoon and her sub-human lesbian lover Jenny Shimizu were out dinning at their favorite restaurant when Shimizu made her take a crap.

They were eating fish soup. Sometime in the night while Witherspoon was looking out the window of the restaurant she said to Shimizu "Jenny, look outside, what do you see?"

Shimizu replied: "I see hundreds of cars and they look pretty just like our car."

Witherspoon said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Shimizu replied: "Well, if there are hundreds of cars, and if even a few of those have pretty paint, it's quite likely there are some cars that are owned by lesbians. And if there are lesbians that own those cars they could be as fabulous as us."

Witherspoon screamed out: "Jenny, you idiot, it means that some dike stole our car."

Witherspoon says that her anger was so intense she farted and out came the diarrhea while she stood up at the restaurant table.

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