Jon Gosselin Makes Balloon Boy Parents Seem Like Ozzie & Harriet

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Tuesday, 24 November 2009

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In an audio tape released for the press to hear this morning, a potentially career ending recording of Jon Gosselin apparently stating that " "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it."

Poor guy. He's apparently very angry that TLC has sold two big articles about the show and the antics of the stars and Poor Jon never got paid a dime.

Maybe someone should call him up with an impersonation of Kate's voice and tell him, "You mean you didn't get any money? I received over $2 million!"

Then watch his head explode.

The reality show dad who's been going downhill career wise may have fallen over the cliff if the audio is what it claims to be, and the people who have it have invited members of the press to listen.

On the tape Jon says that his not being paid for using the kids was "disgusting".

Most will agree.

To paraphrase what a losing politician once said, "That giant flush you just heard was Jon's career heading for the septic tank!"

To end on a positive note, at least the reality show is going off the hour.

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