Mad Men Couple Heating Up TV Screen

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Monday, 16 November 2009

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Made For Each Other?

The couple on the hit television drama "Mad Men" that have been doing some pretty raunchy sex set scenes should be, and have been, given a pass from many of the TV censors for a good reason.

The ABC Emmy-winning show featuring John Slattery and Talia Balsam as ad-agency owner, Roger Sterling and his ex-wife Mona are actually husband and wife here in the real world, and have been for over ten years now.

"Oh there's a lot of ad-libbing if you know what I mean", laughs Talia. John even gets horny during some of those scenes and so do I", she reportedly told some people outside the set lately. "We simply love each other and crave each other's bodies."

"Yes we do", stated John, while giving Talia a bum pinch. "It's always a surprise to us to see what the censors leave in and what they take out. Maybe I should rephrase that. Naaa. We have our own private hideaway backstage and no backstage passes are given!"

"Oh, some scenes are really pushing it but sometimes I think, 'Boy, that'll never be aired' and it is! Other times we're just being playful and they cut that out. Who knows?"

John then left to shoot a guest appearance on "Desperate Housewives".

"I gotta go, too", stated Talia. "Maybe that's why we're horny here. Between John's Iron Man with Robert Downey Jr and all the TV stuff and my completing, "Flashforward" maybe those 'breaks' we take on this show is the best time for romance."

"But I really do have to run", stated the one-time child actress on Happy Days and former wife of George Clooney. "We're switching personalities like crazy! WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?"

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