Megan Fox : "I'm running out of statements!"

Funny story written by krimsun

Monday, 9 November 2009

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Megan Fox

Megan Fox has revealed that she will say anything to get her name in print.

The Jennifer's Body star, who plays a murdering, cannibalistic cheerleader in the film, said that she found it easy to say anything but was running out of statements to shock and excite the male population.

Fox told Metro: "It wasn't hard to reveal my anger management issues, my love for "bad boys", my weird phobias, my faux-lesbian tendancies and sexy thoughts. But now I'm running out of headline grabbing statements"

She added: "I'm going to have to invent more facts that will send my male fans into a frenzy."

"If I have to reveal I'm turned on by Transformers I will. If that doesn't work I might have to discuss my third boob, glow in the dark clitoris and love of dressing as a schoolgirl." admitted the star before striking a pose with her mouth half open like a dying goldfish.

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