Kate and Octomom the New Pitt and Jolie

Funny story written by Charpa93

Monday, 27 July 2009

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Celebrity's newest couple, Kate Gosselin and Octomom, are quickly becoming the new Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie when it comes to adoption.

By joining forces, sources close to the couple say that it is almost certain that Kate will adopt Octomom's children and Octomom will adopt Kate's, making them not only the parents of a helluva lot of kids, but puts them way ahead of Pitt and Jolie when it comes to adoptions.

Meanwhile, Pitt and Jolie have indicated a desire to adopt all of Michael Jackson's children saying, they are used to being in the spotlight and we can give them that without all the infighting. Sources close to the Jackson family are said to be entertaining the thought.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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