LONDON - Jo Wood, the wife of Rolling Stones guitarist Ron Wood has been eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing.
The 54-year-old blonde and her partner Brendan Cole danced a samba song entitled, The More Cowbell Samba Interlude in F Minor. The song was written by the king of the samba, Alejandro King.
Jo looked stunning dressed in a purple, green, blue, black, yellow, and orange miniskirt. Bruno Tonioli said that she looked like a rainbow that had somehow lost its way and ended up in the gay part of San Francisco.
Her partner Brendan Cole was dressed all in black like the legendary hero Zorro but only minus the legendary sword, the legendary mask, and the legendary jock strap.
Judge Craig Revel Horwood, who last week remarked that Jo looked like a 'bush kangaroo' this time said that she resembled a 'crazed mama koala bear on speed.'
He said her footwork was atrocious, her arms looked like flames flickering in the fire place, and her butt looked like it had fallen from its mooring.
He gave the pair known as 'WoCo' a lowish score of 2.
Tonioli remarked that the Rolling Stone wife resembled a stone rolling hurriedly into the sheer abysmal depths of hell.
Jo became somewhat flustered and remarked under her breath to her dance partner that Bruno and Craig were too busy playing 'footsie' under the judges' table to see her actual performance.
Len Goodman said that he did not like the performance and he said that it was somewhat like watching his wife's (blank). He said yes the thing is there, but it's just there.
Alesha Dixon said that she liked Jo and gave her credit for hanging in there and not being afraid to show off her 54-year-old 'puppies.'
