Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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Marie Osmond getting ready to go watch her big brother Donny perform on Dancing With The Stars.

HOLLYWOOD - The lone female member of the famous singing Osmond family is reportedly extremely upset at being snubbed by her brother Donny after he completed his Charleston dance performance.

Right after the music ended Donny ran over to the front row and kissed his wife, Mrs. Osmond and son. He then ran off to get the judge's comments.

Marie who was sitting right next to Donny's son, threw her hands up in the air and shouted out, "Hey brother, what the hell am I friggin' chop liver or what?"

Donny's wife instantly told Marie that she should not be talking that way in front of her little boy.

A lady who was sitting directly behind Marie said that Donny's little sister reached over and grabbed a hold of one of Donny's wife's bra straps and popped it causing a collective "Uuuuu" sound from the audience members.

Donny's wife stood up and in front of the live audience told Marie that she was nothing but an Osmond Family performing has-been.

After the show was over, Marie ran backstage to Donny's dressing room and noticed that the door was locked. She hollered out for Donny to open the door. Donny refused.

Marie yelled out that his effen Charleston rendition was the worst one she had seen since Shaquille O'Neal's version which garnered him a 2-2-3 score.

Donny hollered for her to go away or else he would call security. Marie told him that she was leaving but that she would not be attending this year's Annual Osmond Family Christmas Gathering.

Marie actually sat down on the floor outside Donny's dressing room and waited for Donny to come out. After about 45 minutes she got up and left.

An unnamed source, who did not want his name mentioned in this article said that Donny had confided in him that Marie is just upset with him because he has not paid her the $900 he borrowed from her back in January.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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