Stephen Gately Death - Not Normal

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

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Later Guys. I'm Off To The Mountains.

Reports are coming in that Boyzone singer Stephen Gately's death was 'not normal.'

Emerging news reveals that a Bulgarian student, Georgi Dochev, 25, who was at the star's house the night he died, has fled to the mountains rather than face questions.

Fleeing to the mountains at times of stress is not unheard of. Jesus fled to the mountains, the Von Trapp family fled to the mountains, and reports indicate that Frank Sinatra also fled to the mountains at one point.

Nothing new there then.

Dochev refused to get into specifics when questioned, but he did say that he was at the house, and that the death wasn't a "normal story"

He strenuously denied ever having been intimate with Stephen Gately, and refuses to explain his presence at the house on the night in question.

Spanish Police are looking for a jar of KY Jelly, some fish hooks, a copy of the Kama Sutra, a tube of Preparation H and some sandpaper.

We don't know why. We can only speculate.

More gay weirdness as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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