Jan Moir Has A Right To An Opinion, Pacifist Insists

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 19 October 2009

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What A Crap Article.

Leading pacifist inactivist, Goldie Doubloon today hit out at critics of Mail journo Jan Moir, who was slated for criticising the lifestyle of Boyzone's deceased singer, Stephen Gately, and allegedly subjected to an internet hate campaign.

"It's all about freedom of speech," Doubloon told us. "Whether she's right or wrong, Jan Moir should be able to express an opinion. If people choose to agree or disagree, then that's their prerogative, but people have to accept that not everybody's opinion is their own."

We told Doubloon that we strongly disagreed.

"You have no right to disagree with me," he told us.

"We have every right," we told him. "By your own definition."

"Oh fuck off," he told us.

Which just goes to show that white men speak with forked tongue.

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