Wednesday, 14 October 2009

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Even Miley's heard of Eggs Benedict.

Miley Cyrus is the latest Hollywood star to come out in support of imprisoned director Roman Polanski. Polanski is being held in Europe awaiting extradition to the United States on an outstanding warrant in a 32 year old rape case. The victim was a 13 year old girl who was penetrated in three orifices and drugged.

From her Beverly Hills home, Cyrus said, "I just don't see the guy doing anything like that. I mean,...Roman Polanski has always been a symbol to the world of goodness and stuff. Besides, I thought he died a few years ago and got replaced by Eggs Benedict or something like that."

When told that Roman Polanski was not Pope John Paul II (even though that Pope was Polish and lived in Rome), Cyrus said "Oh, you mean that creepy little short dude? I thought all this time they were talking about that guy in the white robes and funny hats that got off on folks kissing his ring. Sorry about that, but I guess I can't be a character witness at his trial. I'm not even Catholic anyway."

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