Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 12 October 2009

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OctuMom posing for a photo just before she removed her shorts and bikini thongs and started the self-shot photo session.

LA HABRA, California - OctuMom admitting that she is having financial problems has revealed that she has agreed to sell intimate nude photos of her crotch cookie to Roman Polanski who is presently incarcerated in a jail in Zurich, Switzerland.

Polanski, which is Polish for 'flight risk,' said that he wants to buy the explicit photos so that he can turn around and sell them to the prisoners in his cell block.

The French jailbird said that he will then use to money to help pay for his legal defense.

OctuMom said that at first she was not to keen with the idea but when Polanski offered her $50 for each photo she got out her digital camera, took off her denim shorts, and bikini thongs and started snapping away.

She said that in just twenty minutes she was able to take a total of 63 photos of her Groin Goody.

Octy said that Polanski told her that if she would autograph each photo he would add an extra $2 to each one.

The mother of 14, told him that she was going to send him an initial shipment of 63 wallet-size photos which at $52 each would come out to a total of $3,276.

OctuMom emailed Polanski and she asked him how much he would pay for 8 by 10 autographed nude glossies. He emailed her back and said that for autographed 8 by 10's nude snapshots he would pay her $75 a piece (no pun intended...well maybe just a little).

As soon as Octy finished reading the email form RoPo, she threw off all of her clothes and underwear and began snapping away.

She said that her next door neighbor offered to take the nude photos of her but Octy said that she was afraid that his wife might not be too happy with the idea.

She then added, that besides she could not really afford to pay him. Her neighbor quickly let her know that he would be paying her.

Octy blushed and she asked him how much. He said that he would pay her $3 a picture. She told him that they had a deal, but that he had to make sure that the camera did not touch any part of her body. Once he wiped the slobber from his mouth he said okay.

When OctuMom was asked what she thought about Roman Polanski she replied, that she thought that he looked like a little French cabbage patch doll who kind of reminded her of a cross between David Letterman and Grandma Lee.

SIDENOTE: OctuMom said that she hopes to meet Mr. Polanski if he is ever extradited to California. She added that if he is sent to Texas she won't get to see him because she knows that Polanski will be turned into a big slab of burnt bacon within 45 minutes after landing on Texas soil.

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Topics: Roman Polanski

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