The success of Roonie and now Michael Owen at Man Utd proves one thing, Liverpool is a "craphole", both have applied for "Mancunian" Nationality and are taking lessons in the language!
The Manchester Evening News, reported the story after United's thrilling "spanking" of their neighbours and Owen's last second heroics.
Owen, pissed out of his brains and betting on a couple of Sir Alex's "Gee Gees" told the reporter,
"In order to become a Mancunian legend I need to drop this f*****g awful Scouse accent, only then can I be adopted by my new HOME, Manchester!"
Owen & Roon have booked in for lessons at the local Mancunian University called, Moss Side! (USA equivalent, The Bronx!) to learn real street level Mancunian slang, they have vowed to leave their past behind them, emigrate to Manchester with their families, never go back over the border to Liverpool, boycott all Beatles records and become Joy Division fans!
Sir Alex is over the moon and the "red" half of Manchester too! Sir Alex is also secretly persuading that other "Scouse Footy Icon" Stephen Gerrard to join Roon and Owen, which shouldn't be a problem because,
Liverpool FC have changed their main language of communication to "Espanol" and dropped Scouse, Gerrard, well known for his violent outburts, hates "Spics" and desperately wants to join Man U before he punches the f*****G lights out of Rafa Benitez and the rest of the "Spics" in the team!
Price tag, 2500000000000 pesetas, no problem said a bouyant Sir Alex, I'll even give them our North Korean super-tosser as a present in return!!
