Poor Susan Boyle, just as she gets it going again and with her cat on tour with her, she apparently suffered another breakdown after a quick trip back home in Scotland.
Apparently after her recent success she was absolutely sure that her old boyfriend back home would welcome her with open arms so she decided to make the trip.
According to a source back in Scotland who knew the lady who watched Susan's house while she was on tour, she stated that she was surprised to see Susan, but helped her unpack. She next stated that Susan hurried down a quick meal of beans on toast then went to see her old beau.
"I couldn't help but follow and peak in the winder", the friend stated.
"Susan was right there in front of Angus and telling him all about her success when I saw her grab her stomach."
"Uhoh I thinks, it's the beans and toast kicking in."
"So Susan, who has a sense of dry humor as does Angus up to a certain point, suddenly asks Angus to pull her finger. 'Angus, she says, I adore you this much' and she let loose a loud fart but a whole pile of shit fell on the floor."
"I already have some cows that adore me that much", says Angus and Susan came back to her house and covered up her head until some bigwig came and had her put away sommers."
Sore throat and possible Swine flu is the word out from Susan's rep.
