Vampire Circus, Britney Spears New Tour

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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After successfully completing what she refers to as "The First Leg" of her Circus Tour, Britney Spears has now began her Vampire Tour and guess who's the leading lady vamp?

"I've got this great new body that I sweated into and one of the things I now like is biting guys on the neck. Somehow, the diet I am on makes me crave it."

Asked about her diet, Britney says she doesn't know what it is but that she went to a hypnotist in Romania during her European jaunt and that the visit was a little fuzzy.

"Now don't misuse that "little fuzzy" comment because everyone who has seen my slip-ups knows there is no Little fuzzy."

"I'm serious. I no longer crave all that greasy takeaway food crap. I just wish I could quit smoking, but I guess everyone has at least one vice."

Asked about the Vampire Circus, Britney first said that we would just have to wait and see it, but then she stated that she was getting into it just before Halloween.

"You might be surprised who might show up. In fact, unless they choose to reveal themselves, you won't know afterward because of the great make-up."

And the neck biting?

"I love it. Do you think this hickey thing began with vampires legends? They had to come from somewhere."

Asked again about the hypnotist she went to in Romania, she just said that he was odd and only remembers that his kids were playing by hanging upside down from a tree limb.

"Do I look great or what? Younger, too. Vampira is back!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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